The difference between bees and wasps.

· Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
· Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

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My Father’s Death Did Not Make Me Crumble

“I wasn’t going to let that darkness take over my life. Death made me stronger than I’ve ever been. Resilient and hardened - I won’t crumble. My future is there and through any darkness that I encounter, I know he’s with me.”

I’m sorry for your loss. Your positive spirit is inspiring. Surely, those who love us only want us to be happy after they’ve passed. Thanks for calling.

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